1. Late arrivals get stuck in an Uber
2. Travel in your golf clothes. Lost luggage makes for an uncomfortably hot day in denim on the course.
3. Always assume you’ll never see the beverage cart.
4. No matter how much beer you buy on the course Chris won’t think its enough. On the first tee he’s right. At the turn he’s overestimating.
5. Par 3 event holes – Golfer farthest from the pin = automatic Fireball. Golfer closest to the pin, on or off the green = assigns one Fireball.
6. Throwing items at golfer attempting to tee off is fair game. Practice swing, back swing, down swing, all good. A rattly 6 iron timed to impact, less than ideal.
7. If you force the group to golf in the rain assume you’ve lost rain jacket privileges for the day.
8. Always eat lunch, it may be the only meal you get.